Rosie Lee

North Korea is planning to test a nuclear weapon. America's envoy to UN talks on the region says "North Korea can have a future or it can have nuclear weapons but it can't have both". International terrorism has spread due to the Iraq war. Global warming appears to be an inevitable fact despite the best efforts of people who own sandals not to mention all the other meshugass going on in the world.

Well thank god scientists have discovered that a cup of tea can reduce stress. Now all we have to do is load up some planes and bomb North Korea, Afganistan, Iraq and of course the USA with Typhoo and we'll all be able to sleep safely in our beds. I would suggest doing the same to China and India but they already have a plethora of tea. Logically they should be the calmest people on the planet but I guess with populations over a billion there's just not enough tea to go round.

Remember: Milk in first.