Thursday, January 25, 2007

Joy Be Unconfined

It would appear that thanks to some help from Andy I can now post comments on my blog again. Unfortunately this does not include any previous blogs but hopefully any I may do in the future although I have become very lazy about getting round to them. Either that or I'm not as angry as I used to be...... Nope it's definately the lazy thing.




Thursday, January 18, 2007

Who'da Thunk It.

There was a phrase I was fond of using but now events have made it redundant. "At least Jade Goody will never spark an international incident between ourselves and the worlds largest democracy". I used to say that at least twice a day but now..... well you know the rest.

I've not been watching the show of course but as every other broadcaster has footage going throughout their schedules you don't really need to. For once it is living up to it's self proclaimed aim as a social experiment the purpose being to see what happens if you put a group of people with the IQs of brain damaged shrews in with fairly decent human beings what happens? Well what happens is all the rest of the worlds predjudices about Britain are made flesh. (and with Jade quite a lot of flesh).

Still there are positive aspects of this not just the important ones of throwing a light on the racism endemic in our culture or showing bullying in action, both important in their own right. No the positive results I'm thinking of is watching 3 people destroy their own careers so spectacularly. With Jade finally being able to crawl back under her rock. Jo from S Club 7 going back where she belongs singing in the Butlins in Minehead and giving blow jobs round the back of the chalets for extra cash and the Scouser who's claim to fame is shagging an octogenarian footballer going back to the tills at Wimpeys.

We must of course not forget the supporting players in this little circus freakshow Jade's boyfriend and monsterous mother (who found it impossible to pronounce Shilpa's name - yes four letters can be a problem). I give you two quotes which give strength to the argument for involuntary euthanasia.

Big Brother - After being asked by Jade's boyfriend why men had nipples:

"In the first stage of development all embryos are female....

Jades Boyfriend interupting:

What's and embryo? (remember this man has fathered a child)

Big Brother after being asked by Jade's Mother about food ordering:

We have a dilemma...

Jade's Mother interupting:

What's a Dimella.

I know a lot of people will call me an intellectual snob for laughing at these comments but thats only because I am.

Anyway I've tired myself out with this rant it was much longer than I planned so I'm going to lie down and ponder some of the world other dimellas.