The Blog Lives
Yes I am alive and blogging despite rumours to the contrary.
I am still unemployed so I divide my time between looking for work, playing games on my mobile phone, screaming abuse to the sky in some vain hope my upstairs neighbours will die in a horrible explosion and shards of "Gansta Rap" CDs will pierce their pasty white junkie flesh and getting angry at the televison. Let's keep it light and allow me to explain my televisual bete noirs. Firstly E4 they have been repeating episodes of Scrubs a programme I genuinely enjoy sure occasionally it gets a bit too sachirin but thats American TV for you hell even the Sopranos can get slushy. However E4 has taken to hacking this prog to bits for these repeats. Jokes which I am familiar with are often edited out because of, I assume their scatalogical or viseral nature. Words are cut out such as Bitch and Bastard so people seem to have developed some form of laringytis "you son of a blank" is often heard. Secondly E4 and Channel four have hired a human gonk in the form of a bloke called Nick Grimshaw, he's northern and camp and so fucking far from entertaining that I'd have more pleasure from attaching my scrotum to a rocket and lighting the blue touch paper. Mostly however my problem with TV is I find myself watching it too much I should have a job somewhere for me to go so I don't find myself thinking "oh I'll just watch this eight year old episode of ER before going out" or finding myself watching Alan Titchmarch's chat show and the various right wing tit biscuits he has on it. Worst of all is the situation of finding myself thinking "oh I've not seen this episode of Midsomer Murders and then watching to find out whodunnit. So please someone find me a job quick before I start phoning in to multiple choice quizzes on BBC1 makeover shows.
P.S. Whats the freaking deal with Blue Peters tiny new studio.
P.P.S. I can't be the only one sick of hearing about Lewis fucking Hamilton
P.P.P.S. If I find someone who watches Skins I'll gouge their eyes out with a runcible spoon (which apparently you can find at quite a reasonable price - I saw it on Bargain Hunt...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH)
I am still unemployed so I divide my time between looking for work, playing games on my mobile phone, screaming abuse to the sky in some vain hope my upstairs neighbours will die in a horrible explosion and shards of "Gansta Rap" CDs will pierce their pasty white junkie flesh and getting angry at the televison. Let's keep it light and allow me to explain my televisual bete noirs. Firstly E4 they have been repeating episodes of Scrubs a programme I genuinely enjoy sure occasionally it gets a bit too sachirin but thats American TV for you hell even the Sopranos can get slushy. However E4 has taken to hacking this prog to bits for these repeats. Jokes which I am familiar with are often edited out because of, I assume their scatalogical or viseral nature. Words are cut out such as Bitch and Bastard so people seem to have developed some form of laringytis "you son of a blank" is often heard. Secondly E4 and Channel four have hired a human gonk in the form of a bloke called Nick Grimshaw, he's northern and camp and so fucking far from entertaining that I'd have more pleasure from attaching my scrotum to a rocket and lighting the blue touch paper. Mostly however my problem with TV is I find myself watching it too much I should have a job somewhere for me to go so I don't find myself thinking "oh I'll just watch this eight year old episode of ER before going out" or finding myself watching Alan Titchmarch's chat show and the various right wing tit biscuits he has on it. Worst of all is the situation of finding myself thinking "oh I've not seen this episode of Midsomer Murders and then watching to find out whodunnit. So please someone find me a job quick before I start phoning in to multiple choice quizzes on BBC1 makeover shows.
P.S. Whats the freaking deal with Blue Peters tiny new studio.
P.P.S. I can't be the only one sick of hearing about Lewis fucking Hamilton
P.P.P.S. If I find someone who watches Skins I'll gouge their eyes out with a runcible spoon (which apparently you can find at quite a reasonable price - I saw it on Bargain Hunt...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH)
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